Bite TV's Bite Daily Blog

I am currently a freelance writer for Canadian Cable channel Bite TV's humor blog.

It should be noted that while many of the stories are based in truth, fiction has been added for comedic purposes and does not pretend to be journalism in any way, shape or form.

Newlyweds Spend Honeymoon In Slammer
Top Ten Funniest Literal Music Videos
Assault With A Deadly Boob
The New Dork
Family Striptease
Old Woman Needs Smokes, Calls 911
The Jersey Shore... Literally
Vampire Runs For President
St. Patrick's Day Around The World
Top Ten Bathroom Items To Use In A Fight
Fattest Lady In The World, Feed Her Online!
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, You Dirty Man You!
Top Ten Videos of Chuck Norris Kicking Ass
Top Five Rules For Convention Going
Man Breaks Into Jail
SWAT Team Nabs Pizza Terrorists
News from the Trenches: Convention Stories
5 Wacky Politicians
Hero Tries To Revive Dead Opossum
Cat tries to kill BC's Minister of Environment
Spider-Man Casting News
10 Sketchiest Easter Bunnies Ever
I am NOT a Sex Addict
KFC Suicide Sandwich
Keg of Death
Kneel Before Jobs
Pop Culture Monster
Tiger Woods: Just Do Her (concept for video parody)
Insane Clown Posse - Miracles
Conan signs with TBS
TV Abortions: Pilots that Never Made It
Classic Comic Book Covers as 70's style paperbacks
Limp Bizkit Track Listing Revealed
Favorite Filme and TV Mercenaries
Kim Kardashian Celebi-Comic Kim and Kimba
WTF Video: Laibach Life is Life
Furry Vengeance
Karaoke Justice
Deadliest Warrior: Celebrity Edition
Cleavage is Evil
Fat Batman and Other Art
Olivia Munn Peta Ads (concept's for 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Canadian Comedy: Gerry Dee
Ten Lamest Summer Songs
Rejected Street Fighters
5 Mexicans You Should Shoot Tequila With
Machete vs Arizona
Best Latino Comics for Cinco De Mayo
The Best and Worst of SNL Movies
Mother's Day Stand Up
Canadian Comedy: Mike MacDonald
Stand Up Spotlight: Dylan Moran
Voyager 2 Talks Back
Hockey Comedy
Funk University
Canadian Comedy: Nikki Payne
Like Biodome But Not
Comedy Spotlight: Lewis Black
20 Celebrities, 20 Years Later
Camping Comedy
The Bald Beast of Kitchenuhmaykoosib Inninuwug!
Stand Up Spotlight: Eddie Murphy
Wrong or Otherwise Bad Movie Accents
Nerdy Comedy
News from the Trenches: Anime North Stories
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Shaun Majumder
Carpet of Frogs
Sink Holes
Stand Up Spotlight: Mitch Hedberg
Alan Moore
Ninja Comedy
Goonies 25th Anniversary
The Northern Snakehead Fish
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Corky and The Juice Pigs
Stand Up Spotlight: Bill Bailey
Soccer Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Sugar Sammy
Superman on Film
Comedy Spotlight: Monty Python
UVB-76
Father's Day Comedy
Game Influences in the Scott Pilgrim Video Game
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Ron Josol
Vampires Who Are Not Named Edward
Rape-aXe
Stand Up Spotlight: John Mulaney
Comedy and Politics
Canadian Stand Up Spotlight: Kenny Robinson
Beautiful People Virtual Sperm Bank
Stand Up Comedy Spotlight: Bobby Slayton
O Canada Comedy
Gay Comedy
Canadian Comedy: Approximately 3 Peters
Scientists to Map Ozzy's DNA
Stand Up Spotlight: Chris Hardwick
Know Your Predators
Just for Laughs Toronto
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Allyson Smith
Yellowstone's Supervolcano!
Stand Up Spotlight: Patton Oswalt
Wedding Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: The Frantics
San Diego Comic Con
Comedy Spotlight: Weird Al
Musical Comedy Spotlight
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Toby Hargrave
Realities Colliding
Stand Up Spotlight: Richard Pryor
Comedy on Mad Men
Army of Silver Foxes
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: SCTV
Comedy Spotlight: Tim Michin
Moving Day Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Phil Hartman
Comedy Spotlight: Henry Rollins
Hawking Knows When The Human Race Is Finished
Action Movie Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: The Kids In The Hall
China's Benches
Comedy Spotlight: Rowan Atkinson
After Dark Comedy
France: The Death Of Us All
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: John Candy
Stand Up Spotlight: Danny Bhoy
Nerd Comedy 2
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Ron James
An Update on Russian Invasions
Comedy Spotlight: Rowan Atkinson (Physical Comedy)
Vacation Comedy
Comedy Spotlight On...
Uwe Boll's Next Film
Comedy Spotlight: Christopher Titus
Zombie Plants
Youtube Comedy
Attack of the Zombie Plants
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Peter Anthony
Stand Up Comedy Spotlight: Woody Allen
Comedy on The Devil
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Glen Foster
Suicidal Squirrels
Idiots, Drugs And Fire Will Be The End Of Us All
Comedy Spotlight on Jim Norton
The Katy Perry Sesame Street Debacle
Hardcore Comedians Gone Soft
Plague of Locusts
Canadian Comedy Spotlight on Norm MacDonald
Comedy Spotlight: Tenacious D
RIP Greg Giraldo
Getting Roasted
Genetically Engineered Trees
Canadian Comedy Spotlight on Rick Mercer
Nicole Arbour's New Music Video
Comedy Spotlight on Kevin Smith
Thanksgiving Comedy
Animals on Drugs
Comedy Spotlight on Robin Williams
Drinking Comedy
More Goats
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: One on One with Nicole Arbour
Comedy Spotlight on Steve Martin vol 2
Nerds with Guitars
Clerks Comedy
Stupid People
Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival: Last Call Cleavland
Star Whacking Ninjas
Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival: Statutory Jape
Celebratin' The Toronto Sketch Comedy Fest
Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival: Smells Like The 80's
Drive Ins
Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival: Haircut
Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival: Punch in the Box
Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival Epilogue
Comedy Spotlight on Bo Burnham
Humorous Japan
Project Dorothy
Comedy Spotlight: Sean Tweedley
Comedy Spotlight: Ahmed Ahmed
Harry Potter Comedy
Don't Stop Believin' in Robocop
Canadian Stand Up Spotlight on Alan Park
Charles Bronson Killing Hipsters
Comedy Spotlight: George Wallace
Football Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Leslie Neilsen
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Gilson Lubin
Stand Up Spotlight: Michael Ian Black
NASA Discovers Alien Life
Saturday Morning Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Ryan Bellville
George Lucas Buying Dead Actors
Stand Up Spotlight on Billy Connolly
Where Are they Now? The Cast of Don't Be A Menace
Gylne Tider Where Celebrities Go To Die
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Jean Paul
Killer Car Wash
Ozzy vs Justin Bieber
Stand Up Spotlight: John Pinette
RIP Blake Edwards
Christmas Party Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Steve Patterson
Fear The Water
Comedy Spotlight: Bill Engvall
The 5 Days of Bite Daily Christmas
Christmas Comedy: Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Those We Lost In 2010
Top Earning Comics Of 2010
Faking Mental Illness
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Darrin Rose
Fire Beats Water
Comedy Spotlight: Steven Ho
The Revenge of Music Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Laurie Elliott
My Way Murders
Comedy Spotlight: The Goon Show
Movie Parody Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Rob Pue
Cloning Woolly Mammoths
Comedy Spotlight: Christopher Walken
George Lucas
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Claire Brosseau
Comedy Spotlight: Gilbert Gottfried
The Batberry
Funny Commercials
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Darren Frost
Tech Suicide Bombers
Comedy Spotlight: Kirby Krackle
Nerds With Guitars: There's An App For That
Super Bowl XLV: The Sloppy Roethlisberger
Rap Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Scott Faulconbridge
Ghosts
Comedy Spotlight: Joe Rogan
Snow Comedy
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Dave Martin
Glasgow Highlander
Comedy Spotlight: Denis Leary
Star Wars Comedy
Tattoos
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Dylan Mandlsohn
Comedy Spotlight on Steven Wright
Comedy Celebrating Black History Month
Comedy Spotlight on Nice Peter
Hippies
Nicole Arbour PSA
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Kyle Radke
Best of the Fest: Reverse Oreo
Two Suns
Comedy Spotlight: Ed Byrne
Crazy Celebs
Canadian Comedy Spotlight Pete Zedlacher
Jihad Cosmo
Comedy Spotlight: Ralphie May
Nerd Comedy 3
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Chris Quigley
LHC Blackholes Causing Earthquakes
Classic Comedy Spotlight Abbott and Costello
Celebrating William Shatner
Canadian Comedy Spotlight: Roger Abbott